SARCSPASMS - random Tourette-like, wise-ass remarks that spew from my lips.... 12/30/2012
When you come undone,
you simply learn how to crochet.
Just make sure you don't sew yourself in so tight
that you block out the good things too!
I know this like I know how to back comb my hair.
Mental illness is NON-DISCRIMINATORY!!
What it can be is shameful and incredibly time consuming. For me it's one big extended ritual of 'behaviors' fueled by anxious thoughts and fears. Spin cycles, vicious cycles and heaven forbid a menstrual cycle gets thrown in the party mix.
I always try to remember one thing:
Never make excuses for who you are or what you do to feel in control.
It's by far abnormal. The lemon twist to my OCD is my incredibly fast brain surging triple time...ADHD. So I pretty much have a circus in my head and never stop thinking, analyzing, surveying....(did I mention I love the word apropos?)
Relax?
Damn I might have a stroke. I'm highly over-simplifying and kinda anxious writing this because I want to analyze and perfect everything.
Fuck. Where the hell did I leave my Lysol?
By the way, I wouldn't classify myself as a 'germaphobe.'
Rather, the best damn clean freak to walk the linoleum in heels.
There is always a bigger picture. If you fixate on one thing while neglecting numerous others.. maybe your symptoms indicate more pressing matters.
While I was writing that I was thinking about the word nutshell and how often you hear the expression "that's me in a nutshell."
Then I had many other thoughts and possibly just really need to go lay down and breathe.
"Nutshell" by Alice In Chains is pretty much my favorite song.
See. This could go on for hours. So this is me. Random thoughts and ever so entertaining. I'm going to post this and NOT come back and check it or proofread. I'm attempting to do the 'Scout's Honor' hand signal thing as I type.
I'm still thinking about how many times I see a tweet about (just winging it here) "hehe sarc is my second favorite asm haha!"
Various punctuation used, depending.
Yeah I get critical like that.
Do you have something against hyphens?
Tweet about your hyphen phobia then.
Bye!!
P.S. I wonder if anyone could come up with the most accurate number of pens, tweezers, notebooks, tubes of lip gloss, lotions and potions...need I go on...that I own. Or bags. Bags that are for bags. I'd make a list but I don't have that kind of time. Oh I might have missed a clever tweet about neurosis while I was blogging away.
I'd rather go have an -asm of some sort.
Which one is my favorite? Oh fuck I crack myself up!
May the "asm" be with you!
Mental illness is NON-DISCRIMINATORY!!
What it can be is shameful and incredibly time consuming. For me it's one big extended ritual of 'behaviors' fueled by anxious thoughts and fears. Spin cycles, vicious cycles and heaven forbid a menstrual cycle gets thrown in the party mix.
I always try to remember one thing:
Never make excuses for who you are or what you do to feel in control.
It's by far abnormal. The lemon twist to my OCD is my incredibly fast brain surging triple time...ADHD. So I pretty much have a circus in my head and never stop thinking, analyzing, surveying....(did I mention I love the word apropos?)
Relax?
Damn I might have a stroke. I'm highly over-simplifying and kinda anxious writing this because I want to analyze and perfect everything.
Fuck. Where the hell did I leave my Lysol?
By the way, I wouldn't classify myself as a 'germaphobe.'
Rather, the best damn clean freak to walk the linoleum in heels.
There is always a bigger picture. If you fixate on one thing while neglecting numerous others.. maybe your symptoms indicate more pressing matters.
While I was writing that I was thinking about the word nutshell and how often you hear the expression "that's me in a nutshell."
Then I had many other thoughts and possibly just really need to go lay down and breathe.
"Nutshell" by Alice In Chains is pretty much my favorite song.
See. This could go on for hours. So this is me. Random thoughts and ever so entertaining. I'm going to post this and NOT come back and check it or proofread. I'm attempting to do the 'Scout's Honor' hand signal thing as I type.
I'm still thinking about how many times I see a tweet about (just winging it here) "hehe sarc is my second favorite asm haha!"
Various punctuation used, depending.
Yeah I get critical like that.
Do you have something against hyphens?
Tweet about your hyphen phobia then.
Bye!!
P.S. I wonder if anyone could come up with the most accurate number of pens, tweezers, notebooks, tubes of lip gloss, lotions and potions...need I go on...that I own. Or bags. Bags that are for bags. I'd make a list but I don't have that kind of time. Oh I might have missed a clever tweet about neurosis while I was blogging away.
I'd rather go have an -asm of some sort.
Which one is my favorite? Oh fuck I crack myself up!
May the "asm" be with you!